admin Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 Oh man, if the cops are really looking for a guy with a footlong in his pants, then I'm definitely going to get dragged in for questioning. Heh. A guy went into a gas station in Lakeland, Florida a few weeks ago and grabbed a footlong sandwich off the shelf. Then . . . he shoved it down his pants. He paid for a soda, but walked out without paying for the sandwich. The cops just put some surveillance stills of him on their Facebook page to see if anyone can help track him down. And if you're wondering, they definitely recognized the double entendre nature of the crime. Quote, "We know what you are thinking. Please resist, this is a respectable Facebook page." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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