A Man with the Last Name "Bates" Is Busted For Exposing Himself . . . and Doing Nasty Things with a Toilet Brush

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There's a 47-year-old guy named Brian Bates from Spring Valley, New York.  You have to imagine that growing up, with that last name, kids called him "Master Bates."  And he's living up to that nickname today.

 

 

Last week, the cops in Paramus, New Jersey got a call that Mr. Bates was at a doctor's office EXPOSING HIMSELF to different people.

 

 

And when they got there, the cops found him naked in the bathroom, with the door wide open . . . and he was doing something VERY unholy with the toilet brush.

 

 

Yes, I'm saying you couldn't see where he'd stuck the handle.

 

 

Bates was arrested for open lewdness . . . and it's actually the fourth time he's been arrested on that charge in the past two decades.