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CNN aired a segment about Stormy Daniels’ new book that described what Donald Trump’s genitals looks like on The Lead with Jake Tapper Tuesday.

“Lots of books claim to be tall-alls, but they don’t follow through. Stormy Daniels’ new book about her life is not that book. Wow. She tells all,” Jake Tapper said to introduce the segment.

“From the details of her career in porn to, yes, being in bed with the future president of the United States, and even being able to pick certain parts of him out of a lineup–then being threatened to shut up about it. All these accounts are in there. CNN has an early copy,” Tapper added.

Sara Sidner, a CNN correspondent, described a section of the book where Daniels writes about her alleged sexual encounter with Trump in 2006.


Sidner said:

When Daniels came out of the bathroom, she claims Trump was lying on the bed in his underwear. They had sex. She then describes his genitalia in great detail. “His penis is distinctive in a certain way,” she writes. Proof, her attorney Michael Avenatti says, she is tired of being called a liar by Trump’s people.

Here’s a real screenshot, from CNN today:


“Journalism” like this coming from CNN may be why they’re having trouble attracting viewers lately.

In between the network’s anchors giving moralizing lectures on immigration, strange on-air meltdowns, and literal fake news, it’s no surprise that their ratings are dropping.

During the September 3rd-9th week, the network dropped 41 percent in daytime ratings and 36 percent in prime time ratings compared to the same week last year.

In the month of August as a whole, CNN’s ratings took a double digit drop compared to last year.

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Stormy Daniels Says President Trump was Below Average, and Compared His Genitals to a Mario Character


HIGHLIGHTS:  In her new book, STORMY DANIELS describes PRESIDENT TRUMP's genitalia as smaller than average.  She also graphically compares it to a "Mario Kart" character and described the surrounding region as that of a yeti.



FULL STORY:  One of the British tabloids got a hold of STORMY DANIELS' upcoming memoir, "Full Disclosure" . . . and obviously, the part most people are talking about is her description of PRESIDENT TRUMP's genitalia.



She calls it, quote, "smaller than average [but] not freakishly small."  She adds that it's unusual, because it has, quote, "a huge mushroom head, like a toadstool."  She compares it to the "mushroom character from Mario Kart." 



(The character's name is Toad.  Here's a picture, and here are the memes.)



 She also says he has, quote, "Yeti pubes."





And she adds, quote, "It may have been the least impressive sex I'd ever had, but clearly, he didn't share that opinion." 



(The Guardian)


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